10. The rubbery JFK effect at the start. Resembled a throwaway Tom Hanks effect from The Polar Express.
9. The 3-D. I didn't get any added experience from it whatsoever. Best 3-D still for me was Bolt, Avatar and The Final Destination.
8. The decision to give every human character split personality disorder. Sam looks like he's on crack, parents (weed), Turturro (Coke), Malkovich (LSD) and McDormand (rohypnol). The only one who needed drugs to act better was the fucking girl!?
7. Pointless MacGuffins like The Matrix, The Ark, The Towers. Just have robots fighting robots.
6. Slow mo's? That's fine. But random gusts of wind and flashes of light to highlight the feelings of the characters? Nope it's just a croc of Donkey Cum.
5. Patrick Dempsey.
4. Not enough screen time of Glenn Morshower (aka Agent Pierce of 24 fame). Granted he has an increased amount of lines but any Bauer fan would know that Morshower can bring the rain!
3. Any scene that involves the Nest team walking together in a straight line. It's so wrong it makes a sex offender blush.
2. Running time. Some would say they have paid so much for IMAX 3-D that they're happy it's nearly 3 hours but when you see so many ads, trailers, cinema trailers, orange trailers and IMAX demos. 30mins could have been cut from script easily saving money giving reviewers less things to moan about.
1. The one thing wrong with this film. So wrong I'm not going to mention it because anyone who has seen it knows what I'm thinking. Even the ones who have just seen the poster knows what I'm thinking. Will just say that if the thing wrong with this film ended up dead in a ditch somewhere it's still not enough to satisfy me.
And boom goes the dynamite!
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