Haven't yet seen the trailer? Check out this video on YouTube:
0min 8secs - "please sit, give us your money, welcome to the last film but this time with more explosions that we're show you later."
0min 14secs - Upside down prostitute swing. Enough said.
0min 23secs - it's Tony Star....oh wait wrong film.
0min 27secs - Pounding Drum track that sounds like a poor man's Michael Bublé. Have you noticed that Bublé has the ears of a failed medical procedure? Anyway where was I?
0min 38secs - It's England's 37th best actor Jude Law. Now that's what I call bland.
0min 52secs - Bit of fencing for the Sherlock buffs
0min 55secs - Dover in the background. Dover is part of England. That must mean Holmes was 100% shot here generating millions of pounds of revenue for the UK government rescuing the nation from debt doom.
0min 58secs - It's Moriarty...finally something to get excited about.....oh wait he's gone!
1min 2secs - EXPLOSION!
1min 8secs - Steam train ride. Where there's smoke there's steam.
1min 12secs - What a drag-queen.
1min 17secs - Jude Law's trailer is equiped with expensive anti-phone hacking technology. To make ends meet they scrap together some music from the first film.
1min 24secs - A BIGGER EXPLOSION!
1min 28secs - Bullet-time
1min 45secs - Downey Jnr dusts off his party trick of pretending to be Heath Ledger from The Dark Knight.
1min 52secs - SNOW EXPLOSION!
1min 53secs - SUPER SLO-MO TREE EXPLOSION (I'm not making this up. They're really running out of things to blow up now)
1min 58secs - STEAM TRAIN EXPLOSION
2min 1sec - SLO-MO SOIL EXPLOSION (ffs?!)
There you have it.
Sherlock Holmes : Game of Shadows is released in December 2011.
Adam Yates
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