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Thursday 9 June 2011

#BudgetRemakes

After having a lot of fun with this trending Twitter topic yesterday, here are some synopsis for some upcoming movie releases with significantly lower expectations.

1. X Men : Working Class
The year is 1963. A group of part time construction workers from Tyneside realise their full potential under the watchful eye of Charlie Xavier, a unemployed big issue seller, when a popular Greggs store threatens to kickstart a pasty price war that could signal the end of life as we know it.

2. Breakfast at Elizabeth Dukes
A Struggling writer moves into a Birmingham bedsit and becomes intrigued by his skanky, quirky neighbor Holly Gofaster. Holly's lifestyle confuses and fascinates him; in public she flits through parties with a slutty, unsophisticated air, but when they wander in their local high street jewellery store she attempts to reinvent herself back into society and quash her Asbo image.

3. S Club Seven Samurai
Jo, Hannah, Paul, Bradley, Rachel, Tina and that guy who does the backflips are on world tour....in 16th Century China! The unisex group are asked by the local farming community to protect their crops from evil Quakers by dousing them with their greatest hits and their underestimated acting repertoire.

4. Eat, Prey, Sleep
Julia Roberts plays Elizabeth, in her late forties, settled in a massive house with a husband who wants to start a family. But all she wants to do is have some scran, talk to a higher being (played by Simon Cowell) and get some kip! As funny as it is lazy!

5. 1.27 Hours
Cocky adventurer Aron Ralston is mildly inconvenienced when a falling boulder wedges his left Lacoste pump against a canyon wall. 60 endless minutes pass while he eliminates all 4 options. Only minutes later he realises his last and only alternative...removing his foot from the £14.99 impulse purchase. But will he find the courage to pull it off....literally!

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